Thursday, July 22, 2010

When i have my own place i need a big kitchen and a huge oven. Im gonna be the gothic Martha Stewart... Lol

Friday, June 4, 2010

Broken promises for broken hearts.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Dear target shoppers, wtf are you doing here at 9am? Also, thanks for tying everything in your cart and taking nothing... you fucking shit head. Thanks your target oper Tatiana.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

"Truth is, everyone is going to Hurt you. You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."~Bob Marley (1946-1981)

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Friday, February 12, 2010

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If you could change one thing that happened last year what would it be?

The fact that i didn't go back to school. And i didnt have a job.

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Thursday, February 4, 2010

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What's the secret to happiness?

Doing what you want, and not letting anyone hold you back.

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What the key to a healthy romantic relationship?

I think Talking things out is super important. Don't hold things back, let your partner know whats on your mind. And 50/50. Do everything 50/50. you do half and they do half.

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how many kids do you wanna have? whenever you get around to the babymaking at some point.

Maybe two. Twin boy and girl. But whatever happens, happens.

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DO YOU PLAY FARMVILLE ON FACEBOOK!

FUCK NO!

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What's the craziest thing you've ever done?

Get banned from Halloween horror nights, island of adventure, Downtown Disney, and Disney's parking lot for a hole year.

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Have you ever gotten starstruck?

Yes, when i met Wednesday 13.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Maybe married,a nurses, living in a different state, maybe a kid. yeah that sounds good

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What's your dream car?

67 mustang.

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Where would you like to spend your retirement?

I havent mind up my mind yet. It either Costa Rica, Germany, or Finland.

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

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If you could go only to one restaurant for the next five years, which would it be?

Mao's OMG amazing colombian food!

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What YouTube video made you laugh recently?

Radio Bam - Gaycaller
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQQN0yovWk4
Hahaha! it makes me laugh!

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How to win a gothic girls heart

Im bored so i went on google and looked up goth. And i found this article on eHow on how to win a goth girls heart. Heres what it said to do
1.Bring her dead flowers, or at least black ones Most florists would be overjoyed to hook up a special order of a dozen black roses infused with grayish-blue baby’s Breath.
2. Plan romantic outings, like a picnic in the cemetery or an excursion out to an abandoned farm or condemned apartment buildings.
3. Set the scene for a sexy evening by lighting black candles, myrrh incense and flipping on some deep, haunting cello music.
4. Write a dramatic yet heartfelt poem about how you’d die for her and how everyone should die, period.
5. Offer to help with her chores, like picking up her vampire cape or eighteenth-century corsets from the dry cleaner.
6. Accept her the way she is and love every minute of it.

This was quite silly. Each girl has unique tastes and preferences, goth or not. Not every goth girl likes incense or roses. Not every goth girl likes poetry or cemeteries.



Sunday, January 31, 2010

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What do you think is the best way to defeat terrorism?

smoke everyone out!

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Were you a Michael Jackson fan?

Were? Still am!

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What was your favorite toy to play with as a child?

My cabbige patch doll and my Polly Pocket

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Is zombiebacon13 a handle for a short, chubby piggie who is a size 13?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...*looks at question* Hahahahahahahahah! DILDO!

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why do you work at target?

Because i nedded money, and i like shopping there.

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Friday, January 29, 2010

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lmfao i love you tati (:!

I loves yous toos leos

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Cats or Dogs?

DOGGGS! even tho sometimes are cute

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why you so wierdd ;o?

Younglings, because i'm a jedi master! XD

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What are you most excited about right now?

GETTING PAIIIIIDDDD NIGGGGGGGGGAAAAA!!!

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If you could be on one TV show which one would it be?

House! I fucking LOVE that man!

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

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What was the last book you read?

Lovely bones.

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What TV show makes you laugh the loudest?

Viva la bam! Vito is amazing! YOOOO!

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What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

I'm Hispanic we eat the whole animal. Eww i know

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Monday, January 18, 2010

The target I work @ is thorwing away 2 boxes full of cloths, socks, shoes, and underwear. When we asked if we could ship it to haiti. They answerd back " target doesn't have a program for that" WTF?!

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

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What is your dream career.

Anything that has to do with music! :) <3

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Monday, January 11, 2010

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Who's the smartest person you know?

This chick named maria pou!

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What is your least favorite part of the male body?

Eyes. i love looking deep into a guys eyes and seeing his soul.

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Saturday, January 9, 2010

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Who would win in a fight: pirates or ninjas?

NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

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If you could only read one magazine for the rest of your life, which would it be?

High Times

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What was your favorite movie as a child?

beauty and the beast

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What's the secret to happiness?

I think, the secret is do what makes you happy, and fuck everyone else. Not care what people think.

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Friday, January 8, 2010

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How do you like your pizza?

With lots and lots and lots of CHESSSSSSSE!

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favorite movie?

I dont have a favorite movie.. i love wayy to many to just pick one. But anything Horror or like harry potter, or lord of the rings is good!

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If you had to give up one favorite food, what would the most difficult?

Anything Italian. I think i was an Italian in my past life. LOL

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I know you like to get off on me ;)

Don't you wish! ;)

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If you could have a slave would it be a mexican or a cuban?

Ew none!

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Thursday, January 7, 2010

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If you could be on the cover of any magazine, which would you choose?

Gothic Beauty Magazine

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If you could instantly become an expert at one style of dance, what style would you pick?

The MOnster Mash! :)

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you working at target sexy

Umm yeah? <--- Creepy!

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do you know how placenta tastes?

Um No.. I only have had anterior, amygdala, and some cerebrum!

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Weed or Coke?

Garden Grove, Smoke two joints, Lets go get stoned, Scarlet begonias

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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

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Would you rather date a lot of different people, or be in a committed relationship?

The old me would of said different people, but the older i get the more i understand the need, and want of being with one person. and im not talking about sex either. Just being with someone to hold, talk to, just hangout is what i miss the most of being with someone

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what are you doing today

Nuttin, its my day off..

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have you ever been double teamed

Hahah! Ummm .....noooo.....hehe

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Are you going to miss 2009?

Yeah.. some of it!

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Do you think Sarah Palin would make a good president?

FUCK NO!

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What if the Hokey-Pokey IS what it's all about?

then.. idk... LOL

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DO you love sex?

Duh! Who Doesn't...:)

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Tacos or Hot Dogs?

Tacos! :)

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why don't u ever give me a chance?

How could i give you a chance if i don't even know who wrote this.. DUH!

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why did you hang up on your sister the day of your birthday??

Its was her birthday! And SHUT UP BECKY!

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What race of people has the best tasting brains?

I have to say they all have a really great taste. This questions is AWESOME!

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circumcised or uncircumcised, what do you prefer?

Circumcised please!

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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They say that only one in four rapes are reported. How do they know

because most of the times its the boyfirend or the father or the grandpa, or the uncle, or the some other guy with a penis!

Only I can prevent forest fires? Isn't that a lot of pressure?

duh! thats why he does drugs!

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How would you describe your personality?

pretty lame! lol

If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

What? Ummm i guesss!

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

Idk let me ask my jewish friend Maria!

If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

Yup!

Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

I have nooo idea!! Good question Rio! :)

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Yup.. he says he sees people in balck and white!

Why don't black guys get white tattoos?

idk.. cuz it wouldnt show!

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What's the best place near you to get some ice cream?

COLD STONE! enough said!

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Would you rather swim in a pool or the ocean?

Pool.. ocean is nasty...
all the whale sperm, and human waste, and human sperm and after over condoms, and dead bodies...eww! No thanks! :)

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