Wednesday, February 3, 2010

How to win a gothic girls heart

Im bored so i went on google and looked up goth. And i found this article on eHow on how to win a goth girls heart. Heres what it said to do
1.Bring her dead flowers, or at least black ones Most florists would be overjoyed to hook up a special order of a dozen black roses infused with grayish-blue baby’s Breath.
2. Plan romantic outings, like a picnic in the cemetery or an excursion out to an abandoned farm or condemned apartment buildings.
3. Set the scene for a sexy evening by lighting black candles, myrrh incense and flipping on some deep, haunting cello music.
4. Write a dramatic yet heartfelt poem about how you’d die for her and how everyone should die, period.
5. Offer to help with her chores, like picking up her vampire cape or eighteenth-century corsets from the dry cleaner.
6. Accept her the way she is and love every minute of it.

This was quite silly. Each girl has unique tastes and preferences, goth or not. Not every goth girl likes incense or roses. Not every goth girl likes poetry or cemeteries.



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